And Now For Something Completely Different
I have this love/hate relationship with the Sci Fi
channel, I love to hate their commercials.
Nothing drives me crazy more than watching
Battlestar Galatica or Dr. Who - which given its
BBC origin isn't even filmed for commercial breaks
- to be force to watch the 100th ad in the last
hour for the monster movie of the week staring Kevin Sorbo.
In these tough conditions one has to keep their
wits about them and find any value - entertainment
or otherwise - whenever possible. Luckily for me,
I'm not the only one who finds the Sci FI network's
commercial breaks so grating. My two partners in
crime, my wife Katie and my best friend Brandon
have teamed up to create the Sci Fi Poem Project
featuring haikus and other
stylings using the titles from various monster
of the week movies.
Without further ado, I give you the first - of
maybe a series:
A lone "Dragon Fighter", From
a "Dragon Dynasty" with his "Dragon Sword" in a
"Dragon Storm"
Or
This "Man-thing" leader of "Interceptor Force"
shall "Encrypt" this "abominable" "absolon" "Aztec
Rex"
Or this variation
"They Are Among Us"
this "Deadly Swarm" of "Man
with the Screaming Brain"
Shouting "Do or
Die"at thy "Fire Serpant", "Infected" with
"Harpies"
These "Fallen Ones" believed the
"Sabertooth" from "Beyond Loch Ness"
Soon after
battle, "Pumpkin head vs. Demonic Toys" in which
this "Savage Planet" was changed
A new "Epoch
Evolution" begun as "Skeleton Man" and "Painkiller
Jane" begat "SS DoomTrooper"
This "Headless
Horseman" on "Raptor Island" in peace, no more the
"Pumpkinhead: Blood Fued"
Now you know you want to
Posted 17:13
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